23.2.09

The Tyrannosaurus ℞

For many, drugs are something that comes & goes in passing. It is without mention & often finds a blind eye starring down the barrel of the pill capsule... or pipe, or needle. I'd like to make it clear that when I mention the word 'drug', I'm heaping together every substance that is taken (no matter in which respect) with the intent of change happening to or within an individual's body that is seen as desirable to that particular individual.

With that in mind we could include adderall, cannabis, cocaine, percocet, zoloft, heroin, ambien, methamphetamine, anabolic steroids, nicotine, ritalin & alcohol, among a number of other things.

Some may argue that illegal drug substances should be apportioned as they are not regulated by the government for various reasons or that even if they are intended for medicinal purposes, a qualified practitioner is not present to administer both the substance & the amount of such.

I'll counter that argument firstly by stating that prescription drugs are responsible for a number of deaths just shy of 90,000 each year. Alcohol (which tops out at 110,000) trails tobacco by an astonishing 300,000 deaths. Illicit drugs account for less than 20,000 deaths annually whereas cannabis is in a league all it's own - accounting for zero deaths. That's correct, zero. These statistics alone merit their inclusion.

When you find yourself privy to such facts, you begin to notice the subtle, albeit unintended satire in the media. Advertisements for many of these pharmaceutical aids often precede the 'Drug War' or 'Above the Influence' propaganda. The next time you're in front of the television (or any viral video site), take notice to how simply the adverse symptoms of such prescription drugs fall from the tongue as they list off such obscurities you could experience as a 'heart attack', or 'death'. It's a real-life tragedy drowning in the laughter of those who listen.

Furthermore, statistics published in October of 2008 reveal that 3 out of every 4 Americans believe the War on Drugs is failing. You may be wondering to yourself (and according to the very same poll, nearly 90% of you are), "Does this mean we should increase our efforts to reverse the direction of this failing thirty year-old war?" I may respond by reminding you that this is most definitely a free country (at least to a certain degree), thusly, you can choose to support the infamous war but you should do so knowing that approximately 17 billion (with a 'B') tax-payer dollars are spent each year to keep this archaic mill turning. This may prove to be even more upsetting when you learn that a grand total of $10.7 billion (with a 'B') of your taxpayer dollars are spent annually to arrest & prosecute marijuana offenders (nearly 6% of America’s total criminal justice expenditure). It's also notable that in 2007, 42.1% of all drug abuse violations were for marijuana (89% of those arrests were for marijuana alone). Let me restate at this point that cannabis accounts for zero deaths annually.

As long as we're on the topic of cannabis, I think it's best I address it at this point. The plant commonly referred to as marijuana, weed or pot is the same plant that was smoked & used for industrial use for over 4,600+ years before these United States decided it was a danger to it's population. Throughout the early 1900's, governments began to paint a demonizing picture of the plant - a practice that was, by the year 1930, lead by one Harry J. Anslinger. Anslinger held such positions as Assistant Prohibition Commissioner in the Bureau of Prohibition as well as the (very first) Commissioner of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics (where he held office for 32 years) despite having never earned a high school degree. History would show that the first Commissioner to the FBN would do nearly anything in his expanse of power to draw a negative connotation to the plant. He was noted as saying, "Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men." It's been said that the main reason for the inclusion of cannabis in the FBN's handful of targeted "drugs" is simply because the few other narcotics under their radar weren't time-consuming enough to demand a new bureau. Today, keeping cannabis illegal is still due in part to business ventures as it protects the pharmaceutical & oil companies our government deems necessary to it's respiratory system.

The war on drugs & prohibition of pot seems especially unappealing in times such as ours where the government is scouring the congress floor in search of available resources to support the numerous billion-dollar bills we've been churning out only the past few months when the answer is directly under their noses (no pun intended). The question then arises, if the government were to cease it's "War on Drugs", what would happen?

Chaos? Anarchy? Hell on Earth? Likely not.

Under government regulation, you'll find that any substance can be adjusted & controlled, given a period of time, to an extent deemed suitable by both the masses & their respective governments - you need not look further than tobacco or alcohol. It would be, by no stretch of the mind, a slow & rigorous process but the reallocation of the D.E.A.'s funds & troops alone would prove the motion's success in a short duration of time following even the sole legalization of cannabis.

The truth, after all, is that drugs are not the issue. Many minds are subject to the addictive properties found in some of these substances, leading me to believe that dependence is often the party-at-fault rather than the cartels, doctors or the drug itself. Everyone from your professors to your parents & police officers will harp on about the dangers of drugs, regurgitating propaganda & false or misleading information on the matter when many of us (including the aforementioned authority figures), often prove to be proponents of such drugs. I would never go as far as to assume which ones but it's best to always keep in mind that those sold over the counter are often no better than those sold under table.


Wisdom Speaks in Whisper to Ignorance



SOURCES:

  • http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/dcf/enforce.htm
  • http://archinte.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/abstract/167/16/1752
  • http://www.zogby.com/news/readnews.cfm?ID=1568
  • http://www.time.com/time/covers/1101021104/history.html

27.2.08

A NEW WEB LOG!

So rarely do I write a log - being so, when it comes time that I do, you know immediately how important it must be, and this is certainly no exception.

I was recently on IMDb, reading about Baz Luhrman's upcoming epic Gone-With-The-Wind lookalike titled Australia. One of the main topics in the forum was titled 'Damned Collagen' in which the poster went on howling from the Hollywood Hills about how he or she was upset at the obvious addiction of botox, specifically with Nicole Kidman - the following individual noting her plastic look as of recent.



Whether or not it is addictive is not of my concern, rather the reasoning behind it. It didn't take much thought to discover the REAL intention behind BOTOX. Botox may have been created by a doctor, but it was, by no doubt in my mind, in collaboration with the Studio Execs of the film industry. By now you're wondering how I came to this conclusion, I'm sure. Well, let's do the math. From it's conception, the most you've heard about botox is from people that piss, shit and eat under the limelight. It wasn't hard for studio executives to stress it's importance to it's agents, and the agent's to their clients, but still, WHY? Well, my children, here is why...

Botox is in fact meant to, over some duration of time, lend a plastic exterior to those who use it regularly (i.e. The Average American Actor)... the aesthetic is not only appealing, but also begins to blur the line between what is real and what is imitation. When the line is blurred beyond comprehension and more Americans begin to notice, businesses like Weta Workshop will have advanced so drastically in terms of technology, that they will be able to replicate the image of actors on screen without the labor of any professionals.

Now, listen up. This revolution is NOT very far off at all. In fact, it's so close you can taste it. Is this an assumption? An estimate? No, merely piecing together the facts. An actors strike is beginning to seem more and more imminent in the coming months and WHEN it comes to be, WHAT do you think will happen!? THAT'S RIGHT! THE DESTRUCTION OF THE FILM ACTOR. NO LONGER WILL ANY OF YOU BE NEEDED IN THE TOWN OF GLITZ AND GLAMOUR. YOU WILL BE REPLACED BY MEN IN TIGHT SUITS WITH LIGHT BULBS ATTACHED TO THEIR BODIES IN SEEMINGLY-RANDOM POINTS.

Hollywood needs to get it's act together. Stop the botox. Start the strike. The sooner all this happens the higher the likelyhood is to keep your career a vibrant and healthy one instead of just looking that way.

Thank you.

22.1.08

R.I.P. Heath Ledger


04.04.79 - 01.22.08

May One of, if not the Best Actor of our Generation Rest in Peace.

This is, no doubt, a sad day for Cinema.

21.1.08

OCD Happens

And for me it's reoccuring around the hour of FOUR.A.M.

It's not so much OCD... It may be a bit more of an idiosyncrasy. Little things tend to bug me. Such as when I'm sifting through the iTunes "Cover Flow" and I'll stop on an album and notice that the album image doesn't fill the iTunes preferences, leaving a white gap on the top, bottom, left side, or sometimes all three. For example the Arcade Fire album, 'Funeral' has a large white border on the top and bottom I don't believe to be native to the tangible copy. And I think about this...

Also, one of my favorite things to do as of late is catch up on an entire tv series via DVD. My friend and I will start watching and after say, the first season, he tends to believe he's become so acquainted with the opening credits and theme song that he fast forwards through them, at times even skipping to the next chapter. I have two problems with this - First, this is likely a tv show others have found solace in and on some episodes if there happens to be the slump, you can COUNT on the opening credits to be the same ones you love and sing or hum along to, or if you have a particular interest in listening to Ron Howard's calming voice preceeding the following 24 minutes of hilarity. Furthermore, skipping a CHAPTER, and entire CHAPTER on the DVD sometimes skips ahead on the storyline. We're talking about essential exposition here (they often only have 24 minutes, your story is probably revealed after the first 30 seconds).

That's my RANT for the NIGHT/MORNING. And don't ask why I capatalize some words - some just feel as though they SHOULD be. DAMNIT.

8.1.08





This post is for people who are wondering what classic TV shows they might have missed at the end of the last millennium and a period from say 2003-2006. Damn the networks. These two cancelled shows are the karma behind the writer strike!

7.1.08

An Exchange Concerning an Ingmar Bergman Quote

"People ask what are my intentions with my films, my aims. It is a difficult and dangerous question, and I usually give an evasive answer: I try to tell the truth about the human condition, the truth as I see it. This answer seems to satisfy everyone, but it is not quite correct. I prefer to describe what I would like my aim to be.

There is an old story of how the cathedral of Chartres was struck by lightning and burned to the ground. Then thousands of people came from all points of the compass, like a giant procession of ants, and together they began to rebuild the cathedral on its old site. They worked until the building was completed — master builders, artists, labourers, clowns, noblemen, priests, burghers. But they all remained anonymous, and no one knows to this day who built the cathedral of Chartres.

Regardless of my own beliefs and my own doubts, which are unimportant in this connection, it is my opinion that art lost its basic creative drive the moment it was separated from worship.

It severed an umbilical cord and now lives its own sterile life, generating and degenerating itself. In former days the artist remained unknown and his work was to the glory of God. He lived and died without being more or less important than other artisans; 'eternal values,' 'immortality' and 'masterpiece' were terms not applicable in his case.

The ability to create was a gift. In such a world flourished invulnerable assurance and natural humility. Today the individual has become the highest form and the greatest bane of artistic creation."
-Ingmar Bergman

My friend and I proceeded to discuss the quote, as follows:

ABRAHAM PALOYA: It looks as though you have 5 separate quotes.

WILLIAM LINDBERG: But I don't!

AP: Very interesting quote.

WL: I don't know how true it is, but if nothing else it makes you think about what you're doing in a different light.

AP: Do you think he's saying that his intention with film is to revert himself as an artist back to one of worship?

WL: Personally, I think he's saying don't be bigger than your art.

AP: Yeah. Ok. I like it. I think Mel Gibson is bigger than his art. (laughter)

WL: YES! Thank you! Hollywood is bigger than its art because it values profit to an extent that dilutes the material.

AP: Yes, that's been true for decades. The billboards that read 'Mel Gibson's Apocalypto' were interesting if only because his name was nearly as big as the title of the film.

WL: I should say studios, because indie films can still be Hollywood. You could argue that the 60's were the change after the New Wave.

AP: The thing that shocked me the most from Death to the Tinman (Sundance Short Film from '07) was that the director's name was at the top of the credits list when it rolled, but his name was the same size as any other person involved in the production.

WL: That's true, but try and find a film that's not marketed with names.

AP: It's tough. Especially the bigger the name. And if your work is bigger than your name, then your past work is used to sell your new work, if that makes any sense. For example: From the Director of So-and-So.

WL: Even simpler than that: Starring... That alone did it in. People went to see I Am Legend for one reason alone: Will Smith was in it. Intentional or not, he is bigger than what he makes a living from.

AP: Yes. I'd say it's somewhat inevitable in that the movie-going public recognize their favorite actors... and if a director finds him or herself compatible with the actor, they simply won't refuse to use another just to keep their art grounded... but I see where youre coming from.

WL: I'm just oversimplifying it.

AP: The funny thing about Will Smith and any other famous actor (Johnny Depp has recently become a GREAT example) is that their celebrity is in no way due to their ego... its the studio's that boast names to this brobdingnagian proportion!

WL: Yes, agreed.

The conversation ended there... but I think we've finally wrapped our heads around the quote of Mr. Bergman. You can decide for yourself if you think the meaning of the quote differs from what we concluded.

22.12.07

Statement Cookies

Fortune Cookies have become quite anomalous. Don't you think?

Naturally you order take-out Chinese Food and they throw in a few 'Fortune Cookies'. It typically doesn't matter if it's an American-owned restaurant or otherwise, as soon as you open that 'Fortune Cookie', they all have one thing in common. There's no fortune.

Case In Point:


I'm currently vying for the revision of the delectable Post-Orange Chicken dessert to be named the 'Statement Cookie'. Often it reads something like the 'Fortune' my sister got tonight, "You are very practical and analytical." This could easily be followed up with an authentic fortune, "This will become evident tomorrow when you involve yourself in a thorough debate pertaining to how grounded you are or aren't but ultimately leave that to be decided by your peers." But it never is... the very worst is when it's simply a command, "Giggle!"... What the hell?

In the end we are left with an ultimatum:

Change it to "Statement Cookie" or start printing real fortunes on the damn piece of paper!